I've often said that Athiests end up proving God's existence even when they're denying it. One more way they do this is shown in the way they attack the Christians but never the Muslims. Honestly, have you ever seen an Athiest try to argue with a Muslim? I doubt that they'd even be able to understand each other, what with all that silly yodeling in the Muslim language.
But remember that Athiests are dumb, and not being able to understand what their opponents are saying has never stopped them from arguing before. Just look at how idiots like Dick Dawkins and Christy Hitchens and Paul Maeyers attack the God without even looking at the sophisticated theological arguments that show how self-evident God is. So what's stopping Athiests from going after the Muslims?
God is, that's what. The Athiests know that the Muslims worship a false god named Alla, and since their god doesn't exist and hasn't written any morals on their hearts, which is why they're so quick to protest and attack and behead people. Christians, on the other hand, are restrained by the One True God, and so much as we might be tempted to, we can't go around cutting the heads off of every Athiest who makes us upset, or forcing all our women to dress in incredibly modest clothing, or cutting out our sister's sinful parts so they won't go whoring themselves out and making our fathers blame us for not being good examples of proper moral behavior.
If Athiests really didn't believe in God, then they'd be just as likely to go after Muslims as Christians. They don't, because they know that the Muslims would dismember them, and they know that the real God will prevent Christians from doing the same.
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009
More Comforting Thoughts
Sometimes children ask me what an Athiest is, usually around a campfire at a Jesus Camp, and I lean in close and tell them the Truth: an Athiest is someone who believes that there's nothing. Usually the kids laugh, especially when I explain the rest: "but then, the nothing decides to evolve!" I never get much farther than that, because usually some of the kids have laughed so hard that they're experiencing the Holy Spirit and the rest of us have to make them bite down on something. But I could definitely go on.
See, you can tell an Athiest how silly it is to have evidence, but you can't make them think. Let's face it, they're dumb--that's why they believe in nothing, because it's so easy to think about nothing. I know if I had the choice, I'd think about nothing too, but I believe in God, and that's better than nothing.
If I were ever able to read off the rest of my notecards, I'd tell the kids that Athiests believe that one day, nothing decided to evolve into something, and so there was a sudden explosion, and nothing became something. But then, that something had to go find a girl something so they could make more things. I can't imagine how much Holy Spirit would fill the kids if I got this far--I mean, imagine two nothings deciding to evolve into something, but one chooses to be a boy something and the other chooses to be a girl something, all at the same time--and Athiests think this happened by random chance! How ridiculous!
But anyway, Athiests believe that nothing evolved into something, which then evolved into everything. Somewhere along the way, every thing decided "I want to evolve into something new," and so every little atom evolved an eye (because half of one would be no good), then a fin, then hair, then maybe another eye, and this goes on for hundreds and hundreds of years, until every atom has decided to evolve new bits onto itself. I don't understand how any of this is supposed to work; I've tried concentrating really hard many times and deciding to evolve new body parts--like extra hands, so I can always be praying, or extra eyes so I can keep better watch for the Second Coming of Christ Jesus, or skin that's made of gold and diamonds--but even with the help of all the magic universe-making angels, I can't seem to evolve at all! You'd think the Athiests would see this as a flaw in their beliefs.
Anyway, after everything decides to evolve into some new thing, it has to find something else that decided to evolve into some other new thing, but a new girl thing, or otherwise it'll go extinct. This is why Athiests think the dinosaurs died out, because all the dinosaurs were boy dinosaurs, and none of them could cook or clean dishes, so they all starved to death. This is where the Athiest belief falls apart (again), because what happened to the dinosaurs would happen to every new animal! I mean, who would choose to evolve into a girl? If a dinosaur said "I want to be a girl dinosaur," its dad would beat it with a belt and tell it never to say that again, because that kind of talk would make it into a weak fairy sissy and not a Godly grown-up man. There'd never be any girls!
But there are girls, so either a bunch of really stupid dinosaurs said "I want to evolve into something weak and emotional that has to stay silent and have a man for a head, and I want to get rid of these really cool sharp teeth and claws because they would make it hard to cook and clean," or Athiest evolution is a silly, stupid lie. I think we all know which one of those is true.
I mean, how can you believe that everything comes from a boy-something and a girl-something getting together when all of creation cries out "Jesus!"?
See, you can tell an Athiest how silly it is to have evidence, but you can't make them think. Let's face it, they're dumb--that's why they believe in nothing, because it's so easy to think about nothing. I know if I had the choice, I'd think about nothing too, but I believe in God, and that's better than nothing.
If I were ever able to read off the rest of my notecards, I'd tell the kids that Athiests believe that one day, nothing decided to evolve into something, and so there was a sudden explosion, and nothing became something. But then, that something had to go find a girl something so they could make more things. I can't imagine how much Holy Spirit would fill the kids if I got this far--I mean, imagine two nothings deciding to evolve into something, but one chooses to be a boy something and the other chooses to be a girl something, all at the same time--and Athiests think this happened by random chance! How ridiculous!
But anyway, Athiests believe that nothing evolved into something, which then evolved into everything. Somewhere along the way, every thing decided "I want to evolve into something new," and so every little atom evolved an eye (because half of one would be no good), then a fin, then hair, then maybe another eye, and this goes on for hundreds and hundreds of years, until every atom has decided to evolve new bits onto itself. I don't understand how any of this is supposed to work; I've tried concentrating really hard many times and deciding to evolve new body parts--like extra hands, so I can always be praying, or extra eyes so I can keep better watch for the Second Coming of Christ Jesus, or skin that's made of gold and diamonds--but even with the help of all the magic universe-making angels, I can't seem to evolve at all! You'd think the Athiests would see this as a flaw in their beliefs.
Anyway, after everything decides to evolve into some new thing, it has to find something else that decided to evolve into some other new thing, but a new girl thing, or otherwise it'll go extinct. This is why Athiests think the dinosaurs died out, because all the dinosaurs were boy dinosaurs, and none of them could cook or clean dishes, so they all starved to death. This is where the Athiest belief falls apart (again), because what happened to the dinosaurs would happen to every new animal! I mean, who would choose to evolve into a girl? If a dinosaur said "I want to be a girl dinosaur," its dad would beat it with a belt and tell it never to say that again, because that kind of talk would make it into a weak fairy sissy and not a Godly grown-up man. There'd never be any girls!
But there are girls, so either a bunch of really stupid dinosaurs said "I want to evolve into something weak and emotional that has to stay silent and have a man for a head, and I want to get rid of these really cool sharp teeth and claws because they would make it hard to cook and clean," or Athiest evolution is a silly, stupid lie. I think we all know which one of those is true.
I mean, how can you believe that everything comes from a boy-something and a girl-something getting together when all of creation cries out "Jesus!"?
"Forgive me Blogger, for I have sinned"
The title is a joke, you know. I wouldn't want you all to think that I'd gone all Catholic on you or anything. I'd never join those false-prophet Pope-worshippers. I mean, I could see where one of us Godly Protestants might get confused about who we worship because our cross necklaces don't have anyone hanging on them (because HE IS RISEN INDEED!), but those Catholics have Jesus right their around their necks! They can see pretty clearly that Jesus isn't wearing a dress or a giant pointy hat like he's the HomoSINual Queen of Drag, so it's not like the Pope looks anything like him--how do you get confused about which one to worship? And when the Pope dies, like that one a few years ago, they just replace him with a new Pope! How ridiculous! When Jesus died, we Godly Protestants didn't just replace him with another Jesus by voting on smoke colors! That's why it's obvious that Protestants are the Real True Christians; they replaced Jesus with the Pope, and then with a bunch more Popes, and we just follow Jesus, living or dead (but HE IS ALIVE INDEED!).
And don't get me started on their thing with the Virgin Mary. If they weren't so obsessed with virgins, maybe they wouldn't have so many sex scandals.
I said (jokingly) in the title that I'd sinned, which ought to be obvious. We're all sinners, and we've all sinned, and because I don't worship the HomoPope, I can't just go into a port-a-potty next to a man in a dress and have him tell me to write Jesus's name on a blackboard ten times for forgiveness. Only Jesus can forgive, and I'm not perfect, just forgiven, by Jesus, because He's the only one who can forgive.
But I am sorry to all of you for being gone so long. The last time I posted, I realized it was International Athiests Day, or April 1st, because as Psm. 53:1 says, "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God." Once again, the Athiests have shown how dumb they are, and how true the Bible is, by declaring their international holiday on April Fools' Day. I mean, don't they realize that they're just telling us that they're all fools? And thus, that the Bible is true, because the Bible also tells us that they're all fools? It's amazing the way God works, revealing the Truth of His existence even in the actions of those who try to deny Him.
Realizing the majesty of that Truth made me decide to rededicate myself to the Lord, and so I put away worldly things like my computer and started reading the Bible again. I focused and prayed and concentrated on God's presence in my life, and the fleece of this fallen world fell away from my eyes! I started seeing signs everywhere, even more than I used to! I was seeing God in the clouds, in the trees, even in oil-slicks on the pavement, and it reminded me that God is everywhere, even inside you and me!
And that's why in May, I realized that God was sending me a sign (from inside me!) when I heard that some Activist Judges in Californi(cation)a were redefining marriage to give special super-rights to the Sodomites and Gamorrettes. I was immediately afraid for my marriage; I'm not married yet, but my future wife is out there somewhere, and in God's eyes, we're already married. That's why it's adultery to look at women with lust: you're cheating on the woman you're already married to in God's eyes! I wasn't about to let some Activist Judges and Sodomites threaten my marriage before it even started for me, so I packed up and went out to Californi(cation)a to start protesting like no one had ever protested before!
I stayed in Californi(cation)a for as long as I could, even after those drag-worshipping Catholics and crazy Mormonists started protesting too. You wouldn't believe how many signs I had to make after that started--I had to not only protest the Sodomites and Gamorrettes, but also the Pope-worshippers and the weirdos who wear golden underwear!
I'm glad to say, though, that God won out (as He always does and always will!). Sure, the heathen Mormonists took credit for it, but I know that the One True God was working through me and the other Real True Christians who were protesting and supporting His Holy Proposition who actually made sure that God's definition of "marriage" stayed intact. Unfortunately, I fear that some damage was done by those long months of unholy redefinition. I can't imagine how many True Christian Marriages failed because men and women suddenly realized that they could give in to those universal burning desires that are only restrained by the force of God's Holy Definitions and choose to commit homosex. Those desires are burning for a reason, Christians--they come from Satan, who probes each of us with his unholy, burning fingers!
That brings us to the election in November. I was torn--obviously I couldn't vote for the baby-killing Muslim Athiest who wasn't even born! But after Holy Huckabee was defeated by the forces of Heathen Math, I didn't have many choices. I liked Ron Paul's stance against baby-killing and the Most Important Right (From my Cold Dead Hands!!), but I didn't think his other supporters were passionate enough, and I didn't like that he was a "doctor" of Athiest Allopathy. I've never liked John McCain, but he seemed like the only choice left. Unfortunately, he went and chose that woman Mrs. Todd Palin for his Vice President, and I don't like the idea of having a woman in that kind of power position. The Holy Bible is very clear on the matter of women in power: "But I suffer not the woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence" (1 Tim. 2:14). I don't see how Mrs. Todd Palin could be properly subordinate to her husband if she were second-in-command of our One Nation Under God.
Plus, John McCain is very old and God could take him at any moment, which would mean that Mrs. Todd Palin would become President! Now, she seemed like a good Christian, so maybe she would have recognized her place and realized that she needed a man for her head (1 Cor. 11:3) and would have stepped aside to let the Speaker of the House take over, or maybe the Presidency would have passed to Mr. Todd Palin, but I can't be sure. I think the idea of having President Mrs. Todd Palin trying to teach good Godly men and refusing to be silent is too scary to be allowed.
So, I figured if the Godless Athiests could nominate a non-citizen like The Muslim, good Godly Christians could vote for another non-citizen, so I wrote in my candidate: Christ Jesus of Nazareth. He may not have been born in our One Nation Under God, but since He's everywhere, it means we were born in Him.
Unfortunately, America refused to restore Christ Jesus to His rightful place at the head of the country, and instead installed a non-citizen Athiest Muslim. I felt the sudden urge to run away, to leave this nation that was clearly no longer under the One True God.
But God spoke to me again, and reminded me that this was His blessed land, and that the other countries lay in the darkness of Athiest Satanism, so I really had nowhere to go. I organized protests, but eventually The Muslim's Christian persecution machine rolled into effect. I found myself followed by cars everywhere I went. The forces of Satan's Evil Conspiracy are Legion, masquerading as all sorts of different people, but I knew who they worked for! I hid myself away, praying in closets and under bushels in fear that the Bilderbergs would come any day to take me away to The Muslim's Gulags for worshipping the One True God. It's only because of my careful preparations, with my generator and canned goods and dehydrated food all made by Good Christian Survivalists, that I was able to survive for months in seclusion.
But Glory Alleluia! God dealt a deadly blow to the moneylenders and the carriagebuilders who had invaded the Holy Temple of America, and so The Muslim is forced to divert his efforts to shoring up Lucifer's failing conspiracy. I thought that would make this the best time to come out of hiding and return to spreading the Word of the One True God to a world that so desperately needs it.
So I beg forgiveness (from God, because only He can give it!) for the sin of omission, omitting posts for so many months, from a world of Athiests and "Skeptics" who so desperately need to hear it, and Christians who need to be reminded of the One Way to Heaven. I hope you'll join me!
Also, I'm pretty sure I wore some mixed fabrics. I need forgiveness for that, too.
And don't get me started on their thing with the Virgin Mary. If they weren't so obsessed with virgins, maybe they wouldn't have so many sex scandals.
I said (jokingly) in the title that I'd sinned, which ought to be obvious. We're all sinners, and we've all sinned, and because I don't worship the HomoPope, I can't just go into a port-a-potty next to a man in a dress and have him tell me to write Jesus's name on a blackboard ten times for forgiveness. Only Jesus can forgive, and I'm not perfect, just forgiven, by Jesus, because He's the only one who can forgive.
But I am sorry to all of you for being gone so long. The last time I posted, I realized it was International Athiests Day, or April 1st, because as Psm. 53:1 says, "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God." Once again, the Athiests have shown how dumb they are, and how true the Bible is, by declaring their international holiday on April Fools' Day. I mean, don't they realize that they're just telling us that they're all fools? And thus, that the Bible is true, because the Bible also tells us that they're all fools? It's amazing the way God works, revealing the Truth of His existence even in the actions of those who try to deny Him.
Realizing the majesty of that Truth made me decide to rededicate myself to the Lord, and so I put away worldly things like my computer and started reading the Bible again. I focused and prayed and concentrated on God's presence in my life, and the fleece of this fallen world fell away from my eyes! I started seeing signs everywhere, even more than I used to! I was seeing God in the clouds, in the trees, even in oil-slicks on the pavement, and it reminded me that God is everywhere, even inside you and me!
And that's why in May, I realized that God was sending me a sign (from inside me!) when I heard that some Activist Judges in Californi(cation)a were redefining marriage to give special super-rights to the Sodomites and Gamorrettes. I was immediately afraid for my marriage; I'm not married yet, but my future wife is out there somewhere, and in God's eyes, we're already married. That's why it's adultery to look at women with lust: you're cheating on the woman you're already married to in God's eyes! I wasn't about to let some Activist Judges and Sodomites threaten my marriage before it even started for me, so I packed up and went out to Californi(cation)a to start protesting like no one had ever protested before!
I stayed in Californi(cation)a for as long as I could, even after those drag-worshipping Catholics and crazy Mormonists started protesting too. You wouldn't believe how many signs I had to make after that started--I had to not only protest the Sodomites and Gamorrettes, but also the Pope-worshippers and the weirdos who wear golden underwear!
I'm glad to say, though, that God won out (as He always does and always will!). Sure, the heathen Mormonists took credit for it, but I know that the One True God was working through me and the other Real True Christians who were protesting and supporting His Holy Proposition who actually made sure that God's definition of "marriage" stayed intact. Unfortunately, I fear that some damage was done by those long months of unholy redefinition. I can't imagine how many True Christian Marriages failed because men and women suddenly realized that they could give in to those universal burning desires that are only restrained by the force of God's Holy Definitions and choose to commit homosex. Those desires are burning for a reason, Christians--they come from Satan, who probes each of us with his unholy, burning fingers!
That brings us to the election in November. I was torn--obviously I couldn't vote for the baby-killing Muslim Athiest who wasn't even born! But after Holy Huckabee was defeated by the forces of Heathen Math, I didn't have many choices. I liked Ron Paul's stance against baby-killing and the Most Important Right (From my Cold Dead Hands!!), but I didn't think his other supporters were passionate enough, and I didn't like that he was a "doctor" of Athiest Allopathy. I've never liked John McCain, but he seemed like the only choice left. Unfortunately, he went and chose that woman Mrs. Todd Palin for his Vice President, and I don't like the idea of having a woman in that kind of power position. The Holy Bible is very clear on the matter of women in power: "But I suffer not the woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence" (1 Tim. 2:14). I don't see how Mrs. Todd Palin could be properly subordinate to her husband if she were second-in-command of our One Nation Under God.
Plus, John McCain is very old and God could take him at any moment, which would mean that Mrs. Todd Palin would become President! Now, she seemed like a good Christian, so maybe she would have recognized her place and realized that she needed a man for her head (1 Cor. 11:3) and would have stepped aside to let the Speaker of the House take over, or maybe the Presidency would have passed to Mr. Todd Palin, but I can't be sure. I think the idea of having President Mrs. Todd Palin trying to teach good Godly men and refusing to be silent is too scary to be allowed.
So, I figured if the Godless Athiests could nominate a non-citizen like The Muslim, good Godly Christians could vote for another non-citizen, so I wrote in my candidate: Christ Jesus of Nazareth. He may not have been born in our One Nation Under God, but since He's everywhere, it means we were born in Him.
Unfortunately, America refused to restore Christ Jesus to His rightful place at the head of the country, and instead installed a non-citizen Athiest Muslim. I felt the sudden urge to run away, to leave this nation that was clearly no longer under the One True God.
But God spoke to me again, and reminded me that this was His blessed land, and that the other countries lay in the darkness of Athiest Satanism, so I really had nowhere to go. I organized protests, but eventually The Muslim's Christian persecution machine rolled into effect. I found myself followed by cars everywhere I went. The forces of Satan's Evil Conspiracy are Legion, masquerading as all sorts of different people, but I knew who they worked for! I hid myself away, praying in closets and under bushels in fear that the Bilderbergs would come any day to take me away to The Muslim's Gulags for worshipping the One True God. It's only because of my careful preparations, with my generator and canned goods and dehydrated food all made by Good Christian Survivalists, that I was able to survive for months in seclusion.
But Glory Alleluia! God dealt a deadly blow to the moneylenders and the carriagebuilders who had invaded the Holy Temple of America, and so The Muslim is forced to divert his efforts to shoring up Lucifer's failing conspiracy. I thought that would make this the best time to come out of hiding and return to spreading the Word of the One True God to a world that so desperately needs it.
So I beg forgiveness (from God, because only He can give it!) for the sin of omission, omitting posts for so many months, from a world of Athiests and "Skeptics" who so desperately need to hear it, and Christians who need to be reminded of the One Way to Heaven. I hope you'll join me!
Also, I'm pretty sure I wore some mixed fabrics. I need forgiveness for that, too.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Expelled!
Who else is looking forward to "Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed"? I can't wait until it hits the theaters. So far there haven't been any screenings in my area, and despite lots of prayer and concentration, I haven't been sent an invitation like the other people who have been able to see it so far. The movie stars Ben Stein, who I think is smart and funny. I love him on those Visine commercials, and the speeches he wrote for Richard Nixon were just beautiful and brilliant. I know he's in some movies, but most of them are too secular for my taste, so it'll be nice to see him in a film that promotes a Godly message. I do have some problems with him, though, but I'll get to that later.
"Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed" is all about exposing the Truth behind the Athiest Big Science conspiracy to keep Intelligent Design out of the schools and laboratories. I think it's great that someone is finally making sure that Christians aren't oppressed here in our One Nation Under God.
Now, I don't entirely agree with the Intelligent Design people; too many of them are willing to accept silly things like a universe that's billions of years old, or that some evolution happens in nature, but their heads are in the right place. If they succeed, then maybe real Creationists will be able to finally bring God back into the classroom where He belongs, and our schools can be good and Christian once again.
The film apparently talks about how Darwinism leads directly to Nazism, and I'm glad someone finally has the courage to tell that truth. Sure, the Holocaust is probably way overexaggerated (6 million? That sounds like a Darwinist number to me), but the Nazis were still terrible Athiests and did horrible things in the name of No God.
This, though, is where my problem with Ben Stein comes in. See, Stein is a Jew, which means he doesn't accept Jesus Christ as our Lord and Savior. I'm not sure why the Intelligent Design people, who are all Christians, would want a Jewish person narrating their film and spreading the Holocaust exaggeration. I think they must have put him in there to keep the Bilderbergs and World Bankers from teaming up with the secularist Athiests and shutting the movie down.
Or maybe Ben Stein is one of the righteous Jews who will get to go up to Heaven when Christ returns! Oh, I hadn't thought of that before. Still, he really should convert to Christianity and let Jesus into his heart, just in case.
Overall, I'm really looking forward to seeing this movie finally tell the Truth about the Big Science lies and the false religion of Athiest Darwinism.
On a side note, Evil Athiest Blogger PZ Mayers tried to sneak into a showing of "Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed," but the producers threw him out. I guess he was making a scene, threatening good Christians and telling them lies about his Athiest religion. That was pretty dumb, since he was trying to be sneaky--he shouldn't have called attention to himself, then he could have seen the Truth about Darwinism and converted in the theater.
Athiest Pope Richard Dawkins did get to see the movie though, which I guess means he was using Athiest witchcraft to get past the producers. Too bad he didn't convert--imagine what the Athiests would do if their Pope suddenly found Jesus! They'd have to follow him too and become Christians!
Those poor kids
Not being content just to find new ways to murder innocent babies before they're born, Big Science has been trying to ruin the lives of living children too. They've been injecting a deadly substance called "mercury" into little kids for years now, and finally some good Christian whistleblowers are coming out against the Big Scienceists and exposing this terrible fraud.
Mercury is a silver liquid (Big Scienceists call it a metal, but everyone knows that metals are hard and strong, not liquidy) that can cause brain damage and death if you're exposed to it! Mercury, as you might recognize, is the name of one of the other planets that revolves around the Earth. This is because, while Big Science and NASA (Nazi Athiest Scienceist Alliance) were faking the Moon Landing on an underground soundstage, the Shadow Government was sending probes and robots to the other planets to collect alien materials for their terrible experiments. One of these probes brought mercury back from the planet Mercury, and that's where the whole mess started.
Those of you who went to a Godless public school might remember that Mercury is also the name of a false pagan god. It's no secret that aliens have visited Earth many times over the last 6,000 years; naturally some of them have been worshipped by foolish people who were drawn away from the One True God. One or more aliens from Mercury must have visited Ancient Rome and been worshipped as gods.
That's right, the same Ancient Romans who tried and crucified Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Is it any wonder that they were unable to see the Messiah right in front of their faces? They had been poisoned with the worship of Mercury, the Mercurians had damaged their brains just as mercury today damages the brains of defenseless little babies!
So, how does this all tie together? It has to do with Quantum Physics, which I talked about here. I mentioned there that the universe is full of tiny invisible angels, who do God's work for him. When we concentrate on these angels, they re-make the universe for each of us. At least, that's what's supposed to happen, what happens in a normal human being. But when you inject a baby with mercury, with an alien chemical soaked with false pagan religion, it traps all the little invisible angels that are in the baby's body, so they can't get out and communicate with the ones outside in the universe. What happens then is that as the baby grows up, it tries to concentrate and create its own universe like everyone else, but the angels inside can't get out, so they create that universe inside the child's mind! The child's personal reality is disconnected from God's reality, even though the child's body is still in God's reality! Big Scienceists call this "autism," but it's really an artificial spiritual separation from God.
It's easy enough to see why Athiestic Big Scienceists would do this: when they kill babies in the womb, those babies' souls go straight to Heaven. That upsets the Athiests, because they know they aren't going to Heaven, and they want everyone to be just as miserable as they are. So they invented a way to keep children from knowing God and making their own realities without killing them. They spend years in this fallen, sinful world, not knowing God's Love, committing sins they don't even know about because they're trapped in the worlds in their own heads.
I will never understand how the Athiest mind works, that they could inflict this sort of suffering on innocent children. What terrible, terrible people.
Mercury is a silver liquid (Big Scienceists call it a metal, but everyone knows that metals are hard and strong, not liquidy) that can cause brain damage and death if you're exposed to it! Mercury, as you might recognize, is the name of one of the other planets that revolves around the Earth. This is because, while Big Science and NASA (Nazi Athiest Scienceist Alliance) were faking the Moon Landing on an underground soundstage, the Shadow Government was sending probes and robots to the other planets to collect alien materials for their terrible experiments. One of these probes brought mercury back from the planet Mercury, and that's where the whole mess started.
Those of you who went to a Godless public school might remember that Mercury is also the name of a false pagan god. It's no secret that aliens have visited Earth many times over the last 6,000 years; naturally some of them have been worshipped by foolish people who were drawn away from the One True God. One or more aliens from Mercury must have visited Ancient Rome and been worshipped as gods.
That's right, the same Ancient Romans who tried and crucified Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Is it any wonder that they were unable to see the Messiah right in front of their faces? They had been poisoned with the worship of Mercury, the Mercurians had damaged their brains just as mercury today damages the brains of defenseless little babies!
So, how does this all tie together? It has to do with Quantum Physics, which I talked about here. I mentioned there that the universe is full of tiny invisible angels, who do God's work for him. When we concentrate on these angels, they re-make the universe for each of us. At least, that's what's supposed to happen, what happens in a normal human being. But when you inject a baby with mercury, with an alien chemical soaked with false pagan religion, it traps all the little invisible angels that are in the baby's body, so they can't get out and communicate with the ones outside in the universe. What happens then is that as the baby grows up, it tries to concentrate and create its own universe like everyone else, but the angels inside can't get out, so they create that universe inside the child's mind! The child's personal reality is disconnected from God's reality, even though the child's body is still in God's reality! Big Scienceists call this "autism," but it's really an artificial spiritual separation from God.
It's easy enough to see why Athiestic Big Scienceists would do this: when they kill babies in the womb, those babies' souls go straight to Heaven. That upsets the Athiests, because they know they aren't going to Heaven, and they want everyone to be just as miserable as they are. So they invented a way to keep children from knowing God and making their own realities without killing them. They spend years in this fallen, sinful world, not knowing God's Love, committing sins they don't even know about because they're trapped in the worlds in their own heads.
I will never understand how the Athiest mind works, that they could inflict this sort of suffering on innocent children. What terrible, terrible people.
Comforting Thoughts
If you die tonight, did you know you're going to Hell? Unless you're a good person, which you aren't. Because if you've ever told a lie, that means that you never tell the truth, and that's against the Ninth Commandment. And if you've ever stolen something, that makes you a kleptomaniac.
Jesus said that if you look at a woman with lust in your heart, then that's the same as murder, because you're imagining making a baby with her and that baby will never be born, just like an aborted one.
Have you ever taken the Lord's Name in vain, like as a curse word? That's blasphemy, and it's against the Third Commandment, and God says that anyone who breaks any of the Ten Commandments is going to go to Hell. You're a liar and a kleptomaniac and a murderer and a blasphemer, and that means you deserve to go to Hell.
But I'm a Firefighter, and so I'm going to put out the fires of Hell that are in your soul right now. I know you might not believe in God, and so I'm going to prove it to you, without ever using the Bible to do it.
First, like I said, there's the Ten Commandments. I'm doing this from memory, so I'm not using the Bible. The First Commandment says that Thou Shalt Have No Other Gods Before Me (and by "Me" I mean "God," not "me"), which proves that God exists, or else how could he have said that? Do you think someone just pretended to be God and said "Don't worship other Gods before me?" Maybe the false gods in those pagan religions, but not here, this is the real God.
Anyway, how can you look outside and not see God? I mean, I look at a building, and I know that there had to be a God. And I look at a painting, and it tells me that God exists. Lots of paintings tell that God exists, especially "The Last Supper" and Michealangelo's "Sixteenth Chapel." Did you know that God made soda cans?
I don't have enough faith to be an Athiest. I mean, I have a lot of faith, but I can't imagine looking right at God and saying "I don't believe in You and I hate You." What if God started crying, then, because you'd hurt Him so badly? Then you'd feel pretty bad about not believing in Him, I bet.
Athiests have to think they know everything, but only God knows everything, so Athiests all think they're Gods. I'd like to see an Athiest create the universe. Tell me this, Mr. Athiest: what number am I thinking of? See, you don't know everything. Athiests are just a kind of Agnostic, and I think that means they're Russians.
"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God." Psm. 53:1
Athiests believe in evolution, even though they've never seen a cat give birth to a dog, which is what evolution is about. They tell Christians that they're silly for believing things they've never seen, but at least we only believe 6,000 years of things on faith, Athiests believe in billions and billions of years on faith, all going back to a big explosion at the beginning of time. Somehow, all the animals and plants on Earth and all the planets and stars in the universe came out of that explosion. Well, I've seen explosions before, and I've never seen a duck or a crocodile or a star come out of one, just fire and smoke.
And tell me: if the universe began with an explosion, who lit the match? God, that's who.
See, when you believe in God, it's like you're jumping out of an airplane. You see the plane, and you know the plane was built in an airplane factory, and you know the factory has people in it, and those people were built by God, so you know there's a God. But you're falling down, and if you hit the ground, you die and go to Hell. So you have to pray and believe in God, and that's like having a bungee cord. No matter how close you come to Hell, God will cause you to bounce back up to Heaven.
All you have to do is trust in your emotions, circumcise your intellect, and look at the world around you. Look at the beautiful sunsets and the beaches and the palm trees and the bananas, look at the buildings and the paintings and the cars, look at all the people, from the tiniest pygmies to the biggest basketball players. How could all that happen without God?
Jesus said that if you look at a woman with lust in your heart, then that's the same as murder, because you're imagining making a baby with her and that baby will never be born, just like an aborted one.
Have you ever taken the Lord's Name in vain, like as a curse word? That's blasphemy, and it's against the Third Commandment, and God says that anyone who breaks any of the Ten Commandments is going to go to Hell. You're a liar and a kleptomaniac and a murderer and a blasphemer, and that means you deserve to go to Hell.
But I'm a Firefighter, and so I'm going to put out the fires of Hell that are in your soul right now. I know you might not believe in God, and so I'm going to prove it to you, without ever using the Bible to do it.
First, like I said, there's the Ten Commandments. I'm doing this from memory, so I'm not using the Bible. The First Commandment says that Thou Shalt Have No Other Gods Before Me (and by "Me" I mean "God," not "me"), which proves that God exists, or else how could he have said that? Do you think someone just pretended to be God and said "Don't worship other Gods before me?" Maybe the false gods in those pagan religions, but not here, this is the real God.
Anyway, how can you look outside and not see God? I mean, I look at a building, and I know that there had to be a God. And I look at a painting, and it tells me that God exists. Lots of paintings tell that God exists, especially "The Last Supper" and Michealangelo's "Sixteenth Chapel." Did you know that God made soda cans?
I don't have enough faith to be an Athiest. I mean, I have a lot of faith, but I can't imagine looking right at God and saying "I don't believe in You and I hate You." What if God started crying, then, because you'd hurt Him so badly? Then you'd feel pretty bad about not believing in Him, I bet.
Athiests have to think they know everything, but only God knows everything, so Athiests all think they're Gods. I'd like to see an Athiest create the universe. Tell me this, Mr. Athiest: what number am I thinking of? See, you don't know everything. Athiests are just a kind of Agnostic, and I think that means they're Russians.
"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God." Psm. 53:1
Athiests believe in evolution, even though they've never seen a cat give birth to a dog, which is what evolution is about. They tell Christians that they're silly for believing things they've never seen, but at least we only believe 6,000 years of things on faith, Athiests believe in billions and billions of years on faith, all going back to a big explosion at the beginning of time. Somehow, all the animals and plants on Earth and all the planets and stars in the universe came out of that explosion. Well, I've seen explosions before, and I've never seen a duck or a crocodile or a star come out of one, just fire and smoke.
And tell me: if the universe began with an explosion, who lit the match? God, that's who.
See, when you believe in God, it's like you're jumping out of an airplane. You see the plane, and you know the plane was built in an airplane factory, and you know the factory has people in it, and those people were built by God, so you know there's a God. But you're falling down, and if you hit the ground, you die and go to Hell. So you have to pray and believe in God, and that's like having a bungee cord. No matter how close you come to Hell, God will cause you to bounce back up to Heaven.
All you have to do is trust in your emotions, circumcise your intellect, and look at the world around you. Look at the beautiful sunsets and the beaches and the palm trees and the bananas, look at the buildings and the paintings and the cars, look at all the people, from the tiniest pygmies to the biggest basketball players. How could all that happen without God?
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