The Lion is on the Prowl

So, I mentioned before my problems with The Muslim Baby Murderer, "President" Hussein, but I don't think enough has been said. I mean, how can so many people stand idley by while an illegitimate candidate usurps the throne of the United States Presidency? No one can find his birth certificate! I don't know about you, but everyone I know has a birth certificate, even people who were "born" by Ceasary Insection. If Hussein doesn't have a birth certificate, then the clear conclusion is that he was never born.

Now, some might suggest that maybe this means he's an actor or a pawn of the Global Conspiracy, put in that place by the Shadow Government, who created a flawless new identity for him, complete with a fake wife and kids. That's certainly a possibility; the amount of time he's spent funnelling money to conspiracy projects like the Federal Banks and Big Auto shows that he's clearly working for the Conspiracy.

But there's an equally plausible option: perhaps the identity wasn't created--he was. He was made in a sinful Athiest Big Science laboratory, probably due to the mixing of two sodomites' sperms into a soulless clone. After that, he was given to an Athiest and a Muslim (same thing, pretty much), who raised him without teaching him about the One True God, instead filling his soulless mind with Satan's teachings. He grew up, falsely claimed to convert to Christianity but kept practicing Muslimism under his racist Muslim pastor, and became a powerful politician with his silver (forked!) tongue. His ability to speak and persuade is legendary, and now he leads our One Nation Under God away from His Holy Protection by promoting the Global Satanic Conspiracy and making it legal for Big Scienceists to murder babies and taking away the Most Important Amendment (From my cold dead hands!!!).

Isn't it obvious? HUSSEIN IS THE ANTICHRIST! It's just like Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins foretold in the wonderful Left Behind books (specifically the first prequel, "The Rising")! I'll bet that Athiest laboratory was in Rome, where the Bible clearly says the Antichrist will come from! Besides, if I were going to try to come up with an evil Antichrist name that was even scarier than "Nicolae Carpathia," I don't think I could do better than "Barack Hussein Obama."

Evil has risen, but remember Christians, this is a good sign! The rise of the Antichrist and the strengthening of the New One World Government Order Conspiracy means that the End Times truly are upon us! The Rapture will surely be coming any day now!

More Proof of God from Athiests

I've often said that Athiests end up proving God's existence even when they're denying it. One more way they do this is shown in the way they attack the Christians but never the Muslims. Honestly, have you ever seen an Athiest try to argue with a Muslim? I doubt that they'd even be able to understand each other, what with all that silly yodeling in the Muslim language.

But remember that Athiests are dumb, and not being able to understand what their opponents are saying has never stopped them from arguing before. Just look at how idiots like Dick Dawkins and Christy Hitchens and Paul Maeyers attack the God without even looking at the sophisticated theological arguments that show how self-evident God is. So what's stopping Athiests from going after the Muslims?

God is, that's what. The Athiests know that the Muslims worship a false god named Alla, and since their god doesn't exist and hasn't written any morals on their hearts, which is why they're so quick to protest and attack and behead people. Christians, on the other hand, are restrained by the One True God, and so much as we might be tempted to, we can't go around cutting the heads off of every Athiest who makes us upset, or forcing all our women to dress in incredibly modest clothing, or cutting out our sister's sinful parts so they won't go whoring themselves out and making our fathers blame us for not being good examples of proper moral behavior.

If Athiests really didn't believe in God, then they'd be just as likely to go after Muslims as Christians. They don't, because they know that the Muslims would dismember them, and they know that the real God will prevent Christians from doing the same.