The Lion is on the Prowl

So, I mentioned before my problems with The Muslim Baby Murderer, "President" Hussein, but I don't think enough has been said. I mean, how can so many people stand idley by while an illegitimate candidate usurps the throne of the United States Presidency? No one can find his birth certificate! I don't know about you, but everyone I know has a birth certificate, even people who were "born" by Ceasary Insection. If Hussein doesn't have a birth certificate, then the clear conclusion is that he was never born.

Now, some might suggest that maybe this means he's an actor or a pawn of the Global Conspiracy, put in that place by the Shadow Government, who created a flawless new identity for him, complete with a fake wife and kids. That's certainly a possibility; the amount of time he's spent funnelling money to conspiracy projects like the Federal Banks and Big Auto shows that he's clearly working for the Conspiracy.

But there's an equally plausible option: perhaps the identity wasn't created--he was. He was made in a sinful Athiest Big Science laboratory, probably due to the mixing of two sodomites' sperms into a soulless clone. After that, he was given to an Athiest and a Muslim (same thing, pretty much), who raised him without teaching him about the One True God, instead filling his soulless mind with Satan's teachings. He grew up, falsely claimed to convert to Christianity but kept practicing Muslimism under his racist Muslim pastor, and became a powerful politician with his silver (forked!) tongue. His ability to speak and persuade is legendary, and now he leads our One Nation Under God away from His Holy Protection by promoting the Global Satanic Conspiracy and making it legal for Big Scienceists to murder babies and taking away the Most Important Amendment (From my cold dead hands!!!).

Isn't it obvious? HUSSEIN IS THE ANTICHRIST! It's just like Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins foretold in the wonderful Left Behind books (specifically the first prequel, "The Rising")! I'll bet that Athiest laboratory was in Rome, where the Bible clearly says the Antichrist will come from! Besides, if I were going to try to come up with an evil Antichrist name that was even scarier than "Nicolae Carpathia," I don't think I could do better than "Barack Hussein Obama."

Evil has risen, but remember Christians, this is a good sign! The rise of the Antichrist and the strengthening of the New One World Government Order Conspiracy means that the End Times truly are upon us! The Rapture will surely be coming any day now!

Skeptripe #11: "Evil"

Welcome back to "Skeptripe," where I expose words and phrases used by so-called "Skeptics" and Athiests that are overused, misused, or just plain stupid.

One of the really amazing thing about Athiests and "Skeptics" is how they'll claim that they deny God and Christ Jesus and the Holy Spirit in one breath, but then they'll affirm their existence in the next. One of the best examples of this is when Athiests talk about "Evil." On one hand, you might say that Athiests should be experts on Evil, since the Holy Bible clearly says "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good." (Psm. 53:1). Since no Athiest does good, they must have more experience with evil than anyone else!

And that's certainly true, but remember that Satan is the Great Deceiver, and that God has written morals on each of our hearts. That moral writing is the only thing that keeps True Christians from running around murdering babies and sodomizing our neighbors and torturing Jews until they repent. When someone chooses to reject God and be an Athiest, God goes out of them and He takes that moral sense with Him. Without that barrier, Athiests are free to commit those sins that we all want to do, and they have nothing to keep them from acting that way! "Good" and "evil" have no meaning to an Athiest, since they no longer have God to tell them which one is which!

But then they'll turn around and talk to good Christians about the "problem of evil." This is very revealing, because it shows us that even in the most hard-hearted dumb Athiest "Skeptic" Big Scienceist, there is still something of God left (after all, He is everywhere and in everything!) behind. This little remnant of God reminds Athiests, somewhere deep in their knighted minds, remember what it was like to have all of God inside them. And so they have a God-shaped hole in their hearts, and that hole longs, yearns, and pulsates to be filled once more with God's white-hot perfect Love. Some part of them remembers what it was like to know the difference between right and wrong, and they know that evil is a problem. Obviously, if God didn't exist, they wouldn't know that there was such a thing as good or evil at all, but since they do, they're showing that they know the Truth!

Unfortunately for them, they're deceived by Satan and they don't have that God-part that tells them what evil is, so they say things like "Why does God let bad things happen to good people?" If they still had their God-part intact, they'd know that the answer is simple: Satan does it. It's Satan's influence and the Fall of Man that allows evil and sin to happen in the world. That's the definition of evil: what Satan does.

"But," says the Athiest, "didn't God make Satan? Doesn't God know the future?" Well, of course, on both accounts. God made everything. And so God knows that eventually, Satan will take over the world, and then God will finally destroy him for all eternity. God knew that all from the very beginning, and He knew that this method would result in punishment of the wicked souls and rewarding the virtuous souls with watching the wicked souls get tormented for all eternity. If the Athiest still had their God-part, they'd understand that this is all part of God's perfect plan and perfect justice, which we can't understand, unless we have God in our hearts.

In other words, the only "problem of evil" is that Athiests have a problem understanding what "evil" is.