The Lion is on the Prowl

So, I mentioned before my problems with The Muslim Baby Murderer, "President" Hussein, but I don't think enough has been said. I mean, how can so many people stand idley by while an illegitimate candidate usurps the throne of the United States Presidency? No one can find his birth certificate! I don't know about you, but everyone I know has a birth certificate, even people who were "born" by Ceasary Insection. If Hussein doesn't have a birth certificate, then the clear conclusion is that he was never born.

Now, some might suggest that maybe this means he's an actor or a pawn of the Global Conspiracy, put in that place by the Shadow Government, who created a flawless new identity for him, complete with a fake wife and kids. That's certainly a possibility; the amount of time he's spent funnelling money to conspiracy projects like the Federal Banks and Big Auto shows that he's clearly working for the Conspiracy.

But there's an equally plausible option: perhaps the identity wasn't created--he was. He was made in a sinful Athiest Big Science laboratory, probably due to the mixing of two sodomites' sperms into a soulless clone. After that, he was given to an Athiest and a Muslim (same thing, pretty much), who raised him without teaching him about the One True God, instead filling his soulless mind with Satan's teachings. He grew up, falsely claimed to convert to Christianity but kept practicing Muslimism under his racist Muslim pastor, and became a powerful politician with his silver (forked!) tongue. His ability to speak and persuade is legendary, and now he leads our One Nation Under God away from His Holy Protection by promoting the Global Satanic Conspiracy and making it legal for Big Scienceists to murder babies and taking away the Most Important Amendment (From my cold dead hands!!!).

Isn't it obvious? HUSSEIN IS THE ANTICHRIST! It's just like Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins foretold in the wonderful Left Behind books (specifically the first prequel, "The Rising")! I'll bet that Athiest laboratory was in Rome, where the Bible clearly says the Antichrist will come from! Besides, if I were going to try to come up with an evil Antichrist name that was even scarier than "Nicolae Carpathia," I don't think I could do better than "Barack Hussein Obama."

Evil has risen, but remember Christians, this is a good sign! The rise of the Antichrist and the strengthening of the New One World Government Order Conspiracy means that the End Times truly are upon us! The Rapture will surely be coming any day now!

Intelligent Malign!

I've been thinking about what I said about LCD (Loose Change Day--9/11/01 Never Forget!), and what the "party line" people must think about the terrible attacks that an evil Government Conspiracy perpetrated that day. I've seen all the videos, and the videos about the videos, and I've read about the eyewitnesses--it's easy to see which ones were paid off, they all tell the same story!--and I can only come to one conclusion: that a secret shadow Government, operating without the will of the people or the oversight of our great Godly President George Walker Bush, fired missiles disguised as airplanes at three major buildings, and a fourth accidentally detonated over the underground in an open field where it was being fired from. Then Shadow Government agents swarmed the scenes of the attacks, planting "evidence" in the form of airplane parts, burnt bodies, and other stuff, and left before the media and witnesses arrived (or paid them off--follow the money!).

I look at the events and I can't see how it could be any different. The "official" story is so unlikely! What are the odds of a fully-assembled and fueled airplane sweeping through the National Mall and just leaving behind a bunch of junk airplane parts behind? No, that kind of destruction, that kind of debris path, is too unlikely to have happened by chance--it needed to be created intelligently. The only explanation for an attack this complex is a significantly more complex Shadow Government Conspiracy, because complexity can only come from greater complexity. To think that 19 random terrorists could have caused all that destruction is simply ridiculous.